Heydude261… resigning?

Where is Heydude261?

Arch Admiral Heydude261 has been noticeably absent from the public eye recently. No one really knows why that is either. Heydude is typically a beacon in the community representing happiness and love but recently he has seemingly entirely disappeared, leaving us with a very important question: where is Heydude261?

We have done some investigative journaling, here are our findings:

Heydude261 appears to be ignoring TNI and playing… Brookhaven? An unreal development that infuriates me. This is time he could be spending helping the Imperium prosper and instead he is playing Brookhaven.

Brookhaven is a known game where people go when they wish to resign.

Interview with Heydude261

This brings me to the announcement, my interview with Heydude where I get to the bottom of this.

I = Myself, H= Heydude

I – The group has been really curious where you have been recently, do you have an explanation for them on why you’ve been at Brookhaven so often?

H – It is because I have been having an indubitably phenomenal time there. Brookhaven is an indubitably indubitable game.

I – Is it true that when you play Brookhaven, it means you’re close to retiring?

H – I am tired of amalgamating my intentions while playing such an indubitable game. So I’ll just tell you then.

I – Tell me what?

H – I am resigning.

Heydude261 Resignation

You have heard it here first. After this exposé done on Heydude261, he will be resigning. We would like to wish him well on his future endeavors.